Building sign found!

If you’ve been following us in the news lately, you know that our beloved office sign recently went missing.  Fortunately, with the help of several major news outlets, our story has become a worldwide phenomenon.

Always ones to prepare ahead, we wrote our email address on the back of the sign, should any catastrophe happen to come upon it.  Three days ago, we received an email from a Dr. Clemont Madu, based in Nigeria stating that our sign had washed up on a shoreline near his office.  For some reason, his email was automatically sent to spam in our Gmail account.  You know Google, pigeons would never do such a thing.

Anyways, according to Dr. Madu (and this is where it gets crazy), attached to our sign in the ocean was a briefcase that contained the sum of US $21,840,000.00. That’s right, twenty one million, eight hundred and forty thousand U.S. dollars!  And because our sign was attached, that money rightfully belongs to us.  All we have to do is send the good Dr. a cashiers check for $2000 to process transferring the funds to our Swiss bank account.  In order to do that we are opening a fundraiser to the public.  Details to follow.  Oh and here’s a pic of our glorious sign be transported to Dr. Madu’s office.  What a swell guy!

Waking Up Early: Tip #309

If you need to wake up early for an interview or a very important meeting be sure to think about rainbows, unicorns, and puppies right before bed. Basically, think about anything other than your iPhone alarm being a bomb.  Because if you dream about your iPhone alarm being a bomb, you will wake up 20 minutes late to the sound of your wife yelling at you and your two dogs will jump in your bed, licking your face.  And you can kiss that promotion goodbye.