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Long lines for the new htc. Go Android!

Long lines for the new htc. Go Android!

Jun
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Jun
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Business Success Tip #56

If you truly want to be successful in your career, two words: multitask!

For example, say that you’re an expert in, oh, Search Engine Marketing. If you’re ever in a bored meeting talking about Search Engine Marketing, pretend to look busy by bringing your laptop along. Don’t stop there, talk to your friends. Ask them if any of them need any advice on how to succeed in Search Engine Marketing. Multitask? Looking good in meeting by appearing busy AND building street cred by providing consulting services on the side.

Jun
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Is it me, or does the percentage of people who don’t care about the NBA Finals look like Pac Man?

Is it me, or does the percentage of people who don’t care about the NBA Finals look like Pac Man?

Jun
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That’s like saying, “baby … I’ll put on my condom AFTER I’m done!”

May
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Ride a Bike

If you’re sad cause you have nothing to do in 30 mins, get a life. Or an ipad.

May
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Coffee Exchange

  • Co-Worker: I'm drinking all the coffee I made for you.
  • M.F. Power: Is there a way to make that sound more manly?
  • Co-Worker: I'm pouring down hot, brown liquid in to my mouth.
  • M.F. Power: That's much worse!
May
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Typos - A Greek God?

  • D.R. Hertz: have you heard discovery?
  • M.F. Power: TV?
  • D.R. Hertz: http://dscvry.net/ carby my fav song
  • D.R. Hertz: 6 starts out like erasuer re damn these typos tyops
  • M.F. Power: typos is a greek word for fat fingers
  • D.R. Hertz: lol god of fat fingers
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Apr
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92 pages. To download apps on a phone. Ninety two pages.

92 pages. To download apps on a phone. Ninety two pages.