This is how our friends in North Korea stay strong! Failure is not acceptable.

I know persistence pays off, but this guy should stop trying.

Well Fuck, with FaceTime, I’ve always got to have my pants on!

If I take a pic with my iPhone, zoom in on the photo and then take a screen cap, it’s still a better resolution than the new digital zoom on iOS4!

Apple’s Strategy

1. Release software updates that make existing hardware seem slow, while adding features that should have already been present.
2. At the same time, release new hardware that can actually handle the software updates.
3. Repeat yearly.
4. Profit.

Small People? Really BP?

By small people, are you refering to North Koreans? If so, wrong body of water. Try the Gulf of Tonkin.

On North Korea Scoring

• M.F. Power: North Korea Scores!!!!
• D.R. Hertz: woooo

Apparently North Korean Fans are Really Just Chinese People Paid to Watch

No, all Asians DO NOT look alike thank you very much

On World Cup Commentary

• M.F. Power: you've seen trainspotting right? you know how they're speaking english, but you can't understand them? The guy doing the color commentary is just like that
• D.R. Hertz: haha i saw snatch
• M.F. Power: woah...TMI!
• D.R. Hertz: you are just jealous

If I was rich and bored, I’d buy an Austin powers car, dress up in drag and drive around all day with a milkshake.